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Jess & Lane

August 8, 2026
72 Days To Go!

Jess & Lane

August 8, 2026
72 Days To Go!

The Story

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Met him at the net

It all started when two goofs, met each other at the net. It was one beautiful Sunday when Lane, holding a white claw, locked eyes with Jess, she rolled up to Sorrento beach with a backpack cooler full of modelos. She jumped in to sub for someone’s doubles partner during playoffs, and ended up kicking Lane (and SJ’s) asses and made it to semifinals. Even after losing, Lane (3 claws deep) looked at Jess (3 modelos deep), and felt a palpable connection. After that, the rest was history…

The non-date “first date”

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A few Instagram DMs and what’s app text exchanges later, Jess proposed going to a Dodger World Series game as “just friends”, however, due to logistics that unfortunately didn’t work out. BUT, Lane picked up what she was putting down, and proposed a non “just friends” sports outting, Jess was not on the same page. Luckily, their 6hr Laker date was enough to convince Jess, this might actually be a “date”.

The moment she knew

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After a couple weeks of dating, Jess was still on the fence. She knew she had a great time with Lane, but there was just something missing. It wasn’t until Lane surprised her with a total plan change from seeing “Back to the Future”, instead, they saw “The Empire Strips Back”. Something about Princess Leia giving Jabba the Hutt a lap dance to Pour Some Sugar on Me, really sparked something in a Jess. The sparks started flying…